Redcunt 

A redcunt is a British person who usually takes pride in their country to the point of seeing themselves superior enough to trash talk other countries in the world, (usually American countries), but will cowardly backpedal out of an argument with people from said countries after offending them. Redcunts usually hate Americans due to their lack of free healthcare, low quality education, the continent they reside in, what they don’t have, etc

American: It’s kinda weird how the British drive on the other side of the road..
British: Ha! You stupid Americans are too dumb to even write down today’s date properly!

Americans: Shut the fuck up, you redcunt! I just thought it was weird! You British people think you’re so smart when you can get arrested for offensive tweets!
British: Oh, I’m joking! Every country has their flaws, you know!

American: No shit, but you don’t have to be an asshole to someone because of their country’s flaws.

Redcunt by The weekend’s bitch March 10, 2020

Red Cunt 

A middle-aged or elderly New Zealand male who has high blood pressure due to stress, genetics, etc. which causes a red skin tone. If you want to see prime examples of Red Cunts, please check out @redcunnt

Person 1: Hey, did hear about Charlie’s Dad?
Person 2: Isn’t he that Red Cunt?
Person 1: Yea, he’s red as fuck cause he works all the time.

Red Cunt by @redcunnt March 11, 2018

red cunt hair

Standard unit of measurement for nearly infinitesimal distances.

"Holy shit, that speeding car missed me by a red cunt hair."

red cunt hair by Sakure April 7, 2003

RED CUNT HAIR

A unit of measurement favored by old-school southern carpenters and general contractors.

CARPENTER 1:"Say fella...would you step back n' take a look at
n'see how this door fits?"

CARPENTER 2:"Hmmm...'bout a coupla RED CUNT HAIRS off the
bottom oughta' do it.Break out the sander."

RED CUNT HAIR by L.MARTIN September 27, 2005

red cunt hair

1.) the smallest measurable unit that can be visibly seen
2.) the smallest measurable unit (about 0.001 femtometers)
3.) (Nautical, Nuclear) a quickly estimated unit of length equal to one hundred quadrillionth of a meter, often abbreviated as RHC when females or effeminate males are present.

Dammit! If I could only get that screw in another red cunt hair, this lid could seal!

red cunt hair by NeightR April 15, 2006

Recuntulous 

Exceedingly ridiculous, over-the-top, unbelievably idiotic, recockulous, but in reference to a female offender.

Person 1-- "Did you see that girl dancing on the tables at the party last night? She only had two drinks and kept screaming and taking her clothes off."

Person 2-- "Yeah, that bitch is recuntulous."

Recuntulous by jewbox89 September 15, 2010

recunt 

a retarded cunt

Look at that recunt, he's going the wrong way on the road

recunt by Jones74 January 25, 2009