Retistic

Autistic and retarded combined.

My nigga Humphrey is Retistic.

by Urban penisary June 14, 2018

Realist

A pessimist in denial. Someone with an overwhelmingly negative view of the world and the future, but does not want the stigma associated with being called a pessimist, so they claim to view the world as it "really" is. Of course, in the eyes of the realist, it's never "really" good, it always "really" sucks.

Person A: You know, I hate people, the future sucks, life sucks and then you die. Might as well off myself right now.
Person B: Wow, you're a real pessimist!
Person A: I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist.

by thealmightyseth February 23, 2011

realistik

someone who's not livin in a fantasy world. a person that is realistic.
<taken from the word realistic>>

your so realistik

by FOREALGurl August 26, 2003

Retistic

A mix of retarded and autistic

Friend:do you think the mountains are fake?
Me: bro your so retistic

by Itzhiro May 8, 2021

harsh realities

lyk when someone is being 2-face and harsh about another person

'dat gyal stinkz init'
'harsh realities'

by wifey rocka June 11, 2008

racisticle

a racist testicle

the testical of a racist person

"dude my racisticle has been hurting all day"

"i just got kicked in the racisticles"

by benda and evman September 26, 2008

Realist

Another word for "I'm a stuck up asshole." Usually used to emphasize someone's non involvement in something as well.

Person 1: I think defenses should try and take Tom Brady out of the game

Person 2: No, nobody can even get to Brady because the patriots are so great. I'm not a Patriots fan either. I'm just a realist.

by TheNoobAvenger November 20, 2007