Realistically

A word Tucker invented

“Realistically you guys need to stop using my word”

by TomatoHeadMan November 26, 2018

realistify

To make realistic

I’ll realistify this cartoon

by JoshieHubStudios December 28, 2020

Sewer Relish

Diarrhea, or watered poop to have chunks to float on top of the water. Usually after a good night of drinking draft beer. While leaving sewer relish, ones stomach will have gas bubbles.

I just left some sewer relish in there.

by Relish62 September 16, 2009

Booty relish

The condiment of choice for eating a girl's booty like the groceries. Whether it be mustard, crushed Oreos or Nutella.

I tongue punched this girl's fartbox last night and inhaled like 900 calories of booty relish. Time to hit the gym.

by HawkMech81 August 1, 2016

post-masturbation realisation

That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.

Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.

by kansas54 August 6, 2017

Realist masturbator

A person who masturbates only to women/men that are in their league.

Yo dude Mike told me he only jerks off to fat chicks.

Yeah cause Mike's a realist masturbator.

by Elmo24 October 20, 2012

Bed Relish

semen, cum, jizz, spunk....

"That dream i had last night about your mum was amazing...i woke up covered in bed relish!"

by JazzyJamie February 7, 2009