Uncle Rattler

Uncle Rattler is God's gift to women. He is a rose among thorns, a god among beasts and one sexy mo fo. He loves to Party and always has a Party in his pants. . .especially his rat bitten pants. Girls who meet Uncle Rattler LOVE him and wish that he was their uncle too. Only very special girls get him as an Uncle. Oh and did I mention his snake is HUGE!

Uncle Rattler is lookin mighty sexy today.

by Bad Kitty69 December 11, 2009

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gay rattlesnake

Fabio enchilada, the man who played George Lopez in the hit series Wizards of Waverly Place

guy 1: Shit dude, I need a burrito
guy 2: you paying?
guy 1: fuck you, you gay rattlesnake

by everythingsetup January 27, 2021

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rattleson

An absolute unit. The alias of many names, typically of a young Irish male. Fucking loves Huniepop.

“Hey, have you met Mr. Logan Riley Rattleson McGrath III?”
“Yes”

by Boooya321 November 16, 2021

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Skerne Park Rattle

Snapping off the ring pull of a Morrisons 80p bitter can and putting it inside the empty can, making a lovely christmas present for any child

Here you go Kylie play with this Skerne Park Rattle, while dad shafts ya mam.

by Jack Conway October 17, 2005

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rattle your dags

An old Australian expression meaning to hurry up. Has its origins in the crusted dry dags that gathered in the wool around a sheep's rear end. When dry and hardened they rattle when the sheep runs. Commonly prevented by what is called crutching or shearing the wool around the rear end of the beast.

Rattle your dags or we will be late for school.

by Geoffrey Walker February 17, 2006

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