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he's crazy over rosa, who he'll never get
ruben by samus May 11, 2004
Ruben (R-OO-BEN)
1. A self-absorbed dumbass who thinks he can get any girl he wants.

2. A fuckboy
Fuck Ruben.
Ruben by Notaliar2009 January 29, 2018
A ruben is a cool guy at first until he gets bored of you and starts to belittle a person. Rubens are mostly bald Mexican. A ruben is a liar, thief, cheater, psychopath, stalker, brags about nothing. Envious of others and bisexual. He always talks about anal with other males, then says he's just joking.
Why are you stalking me? Don't be such a ruben.
Ruben by Ruben Reyna September 29, 2019
Ruben means Fortnite. Fortnite=Virgin
Omg hes gonna be Ruben hes whole life
Ruben by Nicklasispervet July 22, 2018
Someone who is both preppy, emo, scene, skater, tomboy.
Usually a girl.
Sometimes called a poser, becuase of changes of way she acts to what she feels.
When a guy is ruben he usually is that because emo isnt good enough for me, or wants to impress some chick.
Rubeners love to be loud at home but quite at school/work.
They also create new terms for everything
Guy- Your such a poser
Guy 2- I just change with my feelings
Guy- What are you trying to say ur Ruben?

(not a good example)
ruben by Jessa West December 28, 2005
see skank A $2.00 whore that attends rio mesa high school. He makes a living off prostituiton.
ruben=jeremy's bitch
Ruben by bob vila May 30, 2003