roflmonster

the beast within you that makes you laugh at completely inappropriate times, like a funeral, a breakup, when someone tells you of an ailment, or a dramatic movie that matters to the person you're watching it with

i was at my girlfriend's grandpa's funeral, and my roflmonster came out at the worst time possible!! i couldn't control it at all, but i didn't care for some reason

by Adam Henaghan March 23, 2008

ROFLASTC

Rolling on floor laughing and scaring the cat.

Guy 2:i just bought teh ub0r n3w windows! omg!!!!one!!11!!one!!!shift+1!!one!!!

Guy 1: So was your last gf a jpg?

Guy 2: no, .avi, Im classy

Guy 1: ROFLASTC

by Craig Mc Seveney September 4, 2006

ROFLMAOBSAOTPAKTFOWPM

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off blowing snot all over the place and knocking the furniture over while pissing myself. An phrase first posted by an IMDb user called Ambient_Soho, who used it after I forgot to post a link to a video when I had started an entire thread about it.

ROFLMAOBSAOTPAKTFOWPM!!!!!111!1!11
<rolling on floor laughing my ass off blowing snot all over the place and knocking the furniture over while pissing myself>
Not at the video but at this topic! Who the hell posts about a video but doesn't even put a link?!

by Wheatsnack June 21, 2006

ROFLMMFAO

Rolling on the floor laughing my motherfuckin' ass off. This one has 2 M's not one.

That's so funny, I'm ROFLMMFAO

by Giovanni Mann November 23, 2007

rofl tickets

When someone is seriously "bringing the lulz" and making people laugh either on purpose, or by being laughed at.

"I was laughing so hard! You should have been there. That guy was selling rofl tickets."

by Stevie Vedmore February 27, 2008

rofbmalfo

Rolling On Floor Because My Artificial Limbs Fell Off

1-hahahah
2-lmao
1-rofbmalfo
2-what the hell does that mean?

by hex chester August 28, 2004

roflatio

A rofl so good, it gives you head too.

Bubba: George Bush is the smartess man alive!

George: ROFLATIO!!!

by Mity J October 25, 2006