Roflstomper

Someone who is completely beast at everything in every single way possible, and does it in such a way where people adore him.

Stephen Colbert is indeed, a Roflstomper.

by Mommy St. Opium January 10, 2011

roflstciiho

'rolling on (the) floor laughing, scaring the cat if i had one'
used as a suffix to the suffix rofl - with the note that you don't have a cat

A:'rofl!'
B:'roflstc!'
A/C:'roflstciiho!'

by Gees6335 September 10, 2006

roflSLAP

The act of laughing, then slapping/punching someone unexpectedly.

That chick was tryin' to get up under my umbrella... I straight roflSLAP'd her back out into the rain.

by jussin February 23, 2008

roflsmic

Rolling on floor laughing so much I'm crying.

Very_funny_person: Your mom!
Easy_to_make_laugh: roflsmic.

by boobookittyfck July 4, 2008

refleshment

The reserve spurt of energy that joggers deploy when passing someone sexy, even though they're so exhausted they could throw up their own heart. Body language is transformed from flailing sweatbox to "I'm fit - and so are you, baby. Let's work out." Once safely out of sight, they fall over.

"Oh man, I was shagged out after 4 miles, but she was such a hottie the ol' refleshment kicked in..."

by richnfamous January 25, 2009

roflshitcakes

Funny Delectible cakes that you eat while your shitting on the toilet

Yeah when we had bio break on wow i ate a "roflshitcakes"!

by Mike Prov December 11, 2009

Paso Robles

A city located in the SLO County section of the Salinas Valley. The second most populous city in SLO County, with a very large amount of small towns and villages entirely relying on Paso Robles. With one of the most striking examples of a wealth gap, the city looks mostly like suburbs, ghettos, and projects but somehow they managed to make it all 3 at once. The culture is an odd mixture of the general central coast culture, rural Californian, rich rural Californian, and Mexican. You can tell how much someone hates the city based on their usage of "white trash" and "wetback". The Downtown area is very different than the rest of the city and is one of the few areas you'll feel safe walking around at night. The homeless are generally nice people and you can make friends with them using an initial offer of reds or a beer. The gangs aren't violent generally, with shootings only happening once a week at most, you only have to look out for Vagos MC, but you'll always have to look out if you own a food truck for whatever reason. Most people do drugs there, especially weed and alcohol, but also shrooms. Benzos, Opioids, Amphetamines, and Dextromethorphan are also abused. Overall I'd say the city is pretty decent with nice people.

A: Is the fair at Paso Robles any good?
B: It's decent but I went there on shrooms once foo and it was TIGHT!

by dextromethorphan November 21, 2021