Acronym, based on "Rolling On the Floor Laughing" (ROFL); Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Laughing And Pissing Myself And Scaring The Cat. Generally used for more extreme cases than ROFL or ROFLMAO.
What is that on your head? Are you wearing a chickenhat? What?? It *is* a chicken? ROFLALAPMASTC!
roflolapimpwding simply means the acronym rolling on the floor laughing out loud and peeing in my pants while dying in the ground.
G3akiymenz:We so pwned them
Say_Wowz3Rz:roflolapimpwding no one says that
G3akiymenz:yea well who says that?
Say_Wowz3rz:I do
G3akimenz:roflolapimpwding
Say_Wowz3rz:See G3akimenz:It does catch on quickly, post this on Urbandictioary.com
Say_Wowz3rz:yea sure thing
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.