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Roberto

Roberto is doing the smart stuff
by Wor Maket December 18, 2019
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Roberto

Despite being questioned for taking away the cooler, Roberto will never do so. He is a cool guy who will never leave the party without ice.
by Mdrgl November 22, 2021
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Matthew Roberto

He is a complete ass hole who only cares about himself. He is EXTREMELY CHEAP. He always complains about everything. He likes things to go his way. He charges $8 for a car ride not too far away. Everything has to be precise and on a strict time schedule. But he's an okay dude.
by lucygoose13 February 7, 2019
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Roberto

A big fat Mexican kid who is lazy and FAT says that he hits the gym yet u don’t see no progress guess workin out ain’t workin out for his big chungus lookin headass. He might have a car but he still don’t get any bitches cuz he the most gay person u will ever meet.
Damn Roberto u gay and fat u big chungus
by Big Chungus 360 November 22, 2021
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Robertoe's Law

"....people will always claim that white people are the source of opinions and ideas that they don't like..."
Named after the person who may or may not have coined the concept, when somebody dubiously claims that white people are behind an agenda, idea, or fandom in an attempt to discredit it.
Robertoe's Law in action:
"BLM protests are just white people virtue signaling."
"Interesting how everybody who loves Celine Dion's album is white."
"White people love to tell me I should try pickles on my sandwhich."
by ScoobysNephew December 29, 2020
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paolo roberto

Italian "torsk" breed that lives in Sweden. But the "torsk" got caught in "operation torsk" in Östermalm.
It was the first time Paolo Roberto did this🤔
by Klerta May 18, 2020
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