Reuben Dimitrievic

A man of wisdom, Power and a rules of 300bc, where he led his men to freedom and imortality

by Dan Hill April 9, 2003

jayde and reuben

marriage

jayde and reuben are married

by anonymous December 10, 2020

dirty reuben love

Any sexual act involving thousand island dressing.

I'm talking about enjoying a hot bowl of chicken soup with a reuben, and then making dirty reuben love.

by moses12345 September 2, 2013

Reuben Nathaniel Burch

pretty much the coolest dude ever. he taught superman to fly and the hulk his upper body workout. he invented the alphabet, and told the first chuck norris joke ever. the dos equis man demanded a disclaimer saying that he was second to Reuben Nathaniel Burch. pretty much a freakin genius, total nerd, sexy nerd, sweetest, most awesome guy you have ever had the privilege of hearing about.

if the greatest minds in history were to meet, Aristotle, Hume, Kant, and Rosa Parks and all the greats were to get together and have a god-like idea it would be to ready mankind for the awesomeness of Reuben Nathaniel Burch.

by friend of humans November 16, 2013

Paul Reubens Hat Trick

To masturbate 3 times in one day.

My wife and kids are gone for the day. I am contemplating whether or not to attempt the Paul Reubens Hat Trick

by Shinebert April 24, 2015

dirty reuben love

got a boyfriend or girlfriend

Look over there, jane got dirty reuben love!

by Hugh March 11, 2005

Ordered the Reuben

Slang term for performing oral sex on a woman.

Dave- "So how'd the date go dude?"

Tom- "Fucking fantastic! We saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner."

Dave-"Nice, what'd you have for dinner?"

Tom-"Lets just say I ordered the reuben."

by The Master of Disaster151 December 17, 2013