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pussy quaker

Something that tastes so good it’ll make your pussy quake.
The chicken from Long Horn was such a PUSSY QUAKER.
by pussyquaker January 14, 2021
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Alabama Quakefuck

The act of non-casual sex with one or more family members, preferably with the father. To begin with, you must use duct tape to stick on a 10 inch purple dildo (no exceptions) onto your dick. Then proceed with performing anal sex with your loved ones. Since the dildo has more than enough length to penetrate the intestine region it will create a rumble in your families stomachs. The dildo will also proceed to grind against the anal stone creating the sound that can be assumed to be an earthquake. Once there is almost enough semen to dry up the intestines, they eg. your mother, must deface your (eyes, ears, mouth and nose) with his/her feces. Then the rest of the family will have a full platter in front of them, giving them enough protein to last for a week. Studies done by students of McFuck University have shown that doing this ‘special’ ritual with your loved ones at least once a week will enable you to build enough muscle and strength to beat the world record of weightlifting.
Hey Johnny, wanna have an Alabama Quakefuck contest?
by Dr. Lin April 20, 2022
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RO Quoted

Whenver someone is talking about something that doesn't mean anything, quote them a Z-RO (Houston's best rapper) lyric to shut them up.
Girl, he kept whining, so I RO quoted his ass "If u gotta tell somebody u running shit, then u really ain't running shit. Cause if u was really running shit, u would be running shit. Not bumping yo gums and shit, mutherfucker...bitch!!"
by tori95 December 20, 2010
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Quotev

Quotev is a original fiction and fan fiction website, with polls, surveys and quizzes. You don’ need an account to take quizzes or to read any book, but commenting, hearting and writing requires an account. You can deactivate your account, hide when your online and change your profile can post stuff, swearing allowed, and write books and make quizzes.

Quotev is amazing but it has it’s faults. Like how it doesn’t” alert you at times when u get a notification or it glitches. Another bad thing is drama and closed minded people.

On Quotev, many People are differently to ourselves which some people can! Seem to accept, drama is not nice. A lot of drama goes around on Quotev.

But I love writing on quotev and you often make friends there. But beware of occasional bullies and such.
Quotev is a good website for teens and will inspire you for writing.
I will be going on Quotev tonight.
Quotev is a fiction website
by Winter Illusion ❄️ August 7, 2019
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drama on quotev

drama on quotev varies in different ways but very rarely happens in quotev pms. quotev users often use the feed for their drama to gain attention and many get into it even though they dont know whats going on. some people encourage feed drama because they love watching it unfold.
did you hear about that drama on quotev?

that drama on quotev made me hard
by xoxoxoxo gossip girl September 4, 2016
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retard quotes

These occur when people are too stupid to know how to make quotes on their keyboard correctly, using `` (the symbol to the left of the 1 on your keyboard) instead of ". Not to be confused with retard apostrophes, which is when people use ` instead of '. Both are very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.
Why can't Jordan figure out how to type quotes properly instead of using retard quotes?
by Chernorizets Hrabr September 25, 2004
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quake 2

After Quake one John Carmack and American McGee began work on Quake II. It was released in 1997 and featured cutting edge graphics and 3D acceleration. It took advantage of the latest hardware. Allthough it was not an exact sequel to Quake 1 it had a similiar feel. The big feature of Quake II that made it a hit was its Deathmatch mode and later added Capture the Flag modes.

It also spawned a pile of mods including Weapons Factory, Lithium, and Action Quake. The success of Quake IIs multiplayer led to the development of Quake III which was solely based around CTF and Deathmatch.

The opengl game engine was also a big success and was used by other developers in games such as Daikanta. When it was made available for free to the public small third party games where also released, LTKTBM (a standalone version of Action Quake), and Alien Arena which now is a mixture between the Quake 2 and 3 source codes.
nothing like loading up gamespy and playing a round of Quake 2
by FragUPlenty October 1, 2006
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