A fart released from the penis. Some say that they do not exist at all. A few men claim to have penally queefed at one point, but there is no direct evidence of it ever happening. The penal queef is and shall probably remain a mystery, much like Sasquatch and the Lochness Monster.
"The attendees at the Governor's ball were slightly put off when Richard let out a wet Penal Queef at the dinner table."
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
Get the Penal Queef mug.The liquid that comes out of a girl's vag when she queefs or orgasms. Also any dipping sauce or dressing that tastes like a queef.
Damn bitch you got queef sauce all over my leather couch.
Sorry, daddy, you're just too good for me.
Sorry, daddy, you're just too good for me.
by Notorious R.E.D. April 10, 2007
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Get the queef cookie mug.When a woman is on her period and has had a load shot into her pussy she blows a bubble out of her vagina held together by cum and blood until it pops.
After having vaginal sex with Diane, Ted proceeded to eat her out. He soon found out she was on her period when the tip of his tongue popped her bloody queef bubble and sprayed blood and his own splooge into his mouth and the back of his throat.
by Unfortunate Ted November 25, 2010
Get the Bloody Queef Bubble mug.A territorial display most commonly seen in the human lion-vagina community. May be indicated by deep growling noises or high-pitched, squeaky barks, normally in response to a human male intruding upon female territory.
*BARK*
Man: "...Honey? Did your vagina just bark at me?"
Woman: "Don't worry, it's just a territorial display. Have you never heard of a queef?"
Man: "...Honey? Did your vagina just bark at me?"
Woman: "Don't worry, it's just a territorial display. Have you never heard of a queef?"
by Vagina Research Team August 13, 2010
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