quality control

Used in retail, to describe a customer who insists on handling everything, but purchasing nothing. Most often they are white men. Middle aged to early seniors, married, heavyset, with thick glasses. Can easily be spotted, because they inspect the price tag, while holding it three inches from their face.
"Don't waste your time helping 'quality control', when there are serious buyers elsewhere in the shop."
by D. Gould January 13, 2006
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Ascension Quality

That noname brand is Ascension Quality
by A Q man April 27, 2011
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university quality

A euphemism coined by University of Toledo president Lloyd Jacobs to describe the "quality," or lack thereof, of health care at the UT Medical Center.
This cafeteria hamburger is university quality!
by Behavioral TheRapist April 08, 2010
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upmost quality

that is of the upmost quality
by MrW May 31, 2005
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Quality Not Quantity

Quality Not Quantity. A subject that has to be put straight forward with no jargon. It means choosing an object/person for its worthwhile, like a person that actually makes you happy than someone thats just there to look good and rather not engage love on a deeper level e,g,; only using you for ego boosts.
Girl 1: Your boyfriends a nerd, a freak and a creep. His looks are just off, he's a fake. Girl 2: Look, just because my boyfriend is not the "oh look at me my looks are stunning. Imma show off" ego typed, doesn't mean he's a fake. In fact getting to know him is a blessing. Every time I'm with him I have no fears or worries about myself with no self consiousnes. I love him for him, and for the sake that hes true to himself, NOT BECAUSE OF HIS LOOKS. IN FACT I SEE THROUGH EVERYONE WHOS THAT TYPED! Wanna know why? Because their all the bloody SAME SHIT ASSESS THAT ONLY CARE ABOUT THEMSELVES THAN THE PERSON THEIR WITH! Get you're facts right before you go judging someone. Your the creep here, not him. You're the fake for saying such a superficial thing. Quality Not Quantity Bitch!!!!!
by Creepypastas are awesome October 23, 2015
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Top quality

A sarcastic expression usually used in a derogatory fashion commenting on the quality of an item, person or action.
Thats a top quality crossbow there Ronnie...
(actually means: that crossbow is appalling, you will shoot yourself in the groin with it in a minute. Spastic.
by danephaild May 02, 2006
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kd quality

KD Quality is the next generation term used in the world of childporn on p2p's. KD is an abbreviated form of Kiddie, and Quality is a reference to it being the real deal.
kd quality is the same as r@ygold, pthc, or any other word for childporn traffickers, and is extremely sick!
by Paul J Parkinson August 28, 2005
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