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Love Q-tip

Anal sex. When you insert your penis into a woman's ass after she takes a shit.
Ooh girl, let me put this love q-tip in you.
by Alexander Carrington December 18, 2022
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Q tip

Formerly an ear dildo, now a very long one is used as a nose dildo. You get sick, and then go to a space repurposed in an emergency setting with lots of other sick people, and then someone dressed for a major surgery takes a giant one three times the length of a regular one, and sticks it way farther up than your nose than your nose can handle. It's called a covid test, and, yes, its actually legal.
I had to go get a covid test on Wednesday, what a waste of Q tips
by pro2a February 13, 2021
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Q-Tip the Abstract

Sexy, sexy, sexy man. A member of A Tribe Called Quest, the greatest rap group of all time. He is amazing at everything and is also good in bed
"Camron has I.B.S. :pray: :orangutan: :pray: i love Q-tip the Abstract so muhc :pray: :heart: :I.B.S.:"
by Q-tip the abstract :pray: March 27, 2022
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Q-Tip

A q-tip is something that’s bad for you but you’ll keep doing/using it anyway.
“You shouldn’t use q-tips, they’re bad for your ears
“I’d still q-tip it”
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Q-tip

Old people. Skinny body topped with fluffy white hair.
I'm stuck behind a car full of q-tips, so I'm running late.
by aerozeppelinn August 11, 2015
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Q-tip

A Q-tip is used to clean debris out of one's urethra
I had sex, now I must cleanse my weiner hole with a Q-tip.
by Jakobie Jacobson the third April 20, 2018
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chocolate q-tip

When you stick your finger up your wet, sharty asshole, then proceed to stick it in someone's ear.
Reddit users LOVE to give each other chocolate q-tips. Something about the way the shit that runs down their ear really gets them going.
by RedditSucks September 12, 2016
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