(1) a person who speaks of sex abstractly, in terms of moonbeams and sunsets, rather than pussy and cock; (2) someone who projects the misogynistic history of porn onto all erotic imagery; (3) a person incapable of celebrating the physical beauty of human bodies; (4) an unattractive person feigning sexual restraint, scholarly disinterest, and spiritual enlightenment in order to appear more soulful and attractive.
1) If that starry New Age Puritan sends me another photoshopped sunrise with a Rumi quote I'll burst into rainbows. "If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?" That goes for you too! (2) I thought she was a New Age Puritan so I tried seducing her with sunflowers and poetry, even adopting this mangy three-legged cat from animal rescue -- but as far as I can tell all she wants is sex because she refers to my kitten as "The Zombie" and encourages it to hunt nightingales; (3) That New Age Puritan would be terrified to know Rumi had erections. All the time. Horrible painful ones. (4) Whenever I see a solitary woman in an interesting setting I whip out my camera and try to find an angle - never know if you'll score an image that will take off among the New Age Puritans.
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Get the Punitunity mug.A subset of patriarchy, when people overly idolizing sexual abstinence. See: Virginism Culture.
Usually the adherence of this culture are the conservatives, whether it's a religious conservatives or traditionalists
Usually the adherence of this culture are the conservatives, whether it's a religious conservatives or traditionalists
Telltale characteristics of purity culture:
1. No dating allowed, instead, they'll do courtship or even arranged marriage instead
2. No physical contact between opposite sex
3. Watching NSFW contents or jacking off is a "sin"
4. Sex education is taboo, because it will enable people to commit premarital sex
5. Slut shaming and victim blaming
6. Putting women's honour on her hymen's existence
7. Putting human's honour on their ability to do sexual abstinence until they're married
1. No dating allowed, instead, they'll do courtship or even arranged marriage instead
2. No physical contact between opposite sex
3. Watching NSFW contents or jacking off is a "sin"
4. Sex education is taboo, because it will enable people to commit premarital sex
5. Slut shaming and victim blaming
6. Putting women's honour on her hymen's existence
7. Putting human's honour on their ability to do sexual abstinence until they're married
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Paul, who had a neo-puritan devotion to being correct, danced up and down with anger as mask-less people walked by outside.
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Dude: I'm going to order a large cheese pizza! I hope I can finish it all! Yum!
Dude #2: Bro, you've been pwittering every five minutes...chill.
Dude #2: Bro, you've been pwittering every five minutes...chill.
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