Pretendo

A parody video game system to Nintendo featured in an episode of Nickelodeon's Doug.

Dude, like let's totally play Pretendo.

Awesome possum, dude, but you're totally ruining my life!

by El Peinado January 19, 2005

Pretend girlfriend

A doujinshi about two guys, Kanata and Takkun. Takkun gets rejected all his life so his friend Kanata helps him by pretending to be his girlfriend. Things go sideways real fast as they caught feelings for each other.

Ice cream isn't what's written in the script... the correct line is "want me to play pretend girlfriend now?"
A few minutes later
Let's rub our dicks together.

by 8we6oqd4wq May 23, 2020

Preteen

A noun (usually) used by pedophiles to describe, preadolescent children.

1. Did you see the ass on that preteen girl?

2. Click here for free preteen "models"!

by loldunno March 11, 2009

pretendian

One who claims to be Indian but doesn't exhibit Indian qualities or isn't Indian. It can also apply to a non-Indian who hangs around with nothing but Indians. Can apply to both India Indians and Native American Indians.

Steven is such a pretendian.

by N0WH3R3K1D April 21, 2007

playin' pretend daddy

when a man is shacked up with a woman who has kids and had no intention of ever being a real father figure to those children

"He is at her house playin' pretend daddy. Really all he is doin is tryin to get a piece!"

by Julie Garcia October 1, 2007

Pareto

Pareto efficiency is enforcing something that makes somebody better off without making anybody else worse off. Net society gains as a whole.

It's like 2 guys chasing 2 girls (a blonde and a brounette). Guy 1 only likes blondes. Guy 2 only likes brounettes.
Outcomes:
Guy 1 gets both girls. Guy 2 no girl.
Guy 2 gets both girls. Guy 1 no girl.
OR,
PARETO EFFICENT OUTCOME:
Guy 1 gets the blonde, and Guy 2 gets the brounette. Each is made better off without making the other guy worse off.

by C.Brown February 6, 2008

Preteen sex club

A sex club that preteens can join to get together and have sex with each other. Which is so cool because there parents and teachers think preteen are just like they were when they were preteens like fifty years ago and so don't suspect a thing.

He's in a preteen sex club

by The Fury 13 December 9, 2010