Midas Presence

The tendency of any computer problem to be instantly fixed when anyone above a certain technical proficiency stands within a certain radius of the malfunctioning equipment

User: Whenever I try to configure my printer, it never.... hay, it's working fine. I promise I wasn't making it up...

Tecchie: It's OK. Just Midas Presence kicking in...

by j-cutter November 4, 2009

purestrain gold

All matter is energyand the big bang was pure energy; during the big bang an amount of that infinite pure energy was turned into every element in the ratio of it's atomic weight - for every pound of hydrogen created twice as much helium was created and so on. Most of all this reacted and became other elements; but because gold is unreactive you can trace this down to gold that exists now and will always exist. Most of the gold in the universe is from other generations and was created in an exploding star; there's gold that exists that came fromt he first generation of stars and you can trace the degree of all these back to the big bang. This isn't contraversial; once you accept the big bang happened this is one thing that follows from it the same way as the expansion of the universe follows from it.

The deciding factor in Ron Paul's dark horse victory in the 2008 election was his advocacy of the replacement of fiat currency with purestrain gold.

by TobleroneTriangular January 11, 2008

Christ Presbyterian Academy

This is a small private school in Nashville, Tennessee. They have their own language that would remind you of a yound child's garble. They call it CPA Sarcasm.

Christ Presbyterian Academy Sarcasm:

"Oh, I twill/twon't."
"Mun"
"WAH"
"Speak."
"Gewd."
"Trams."

by 1234567890.. April 19, 2009

oscar prescott

a really cool guy with loads of friends

yo have you heard oscar prescott got that fresh trim

by jxm3s October 6, 2020

Prescott

Prescott, a general term for a teenaged male, who has amazingly good looks, a great personality, and a 9 inch penis. Because of this he is generally wanted by every woman on the planet.

'OMG, that guy at the party last night was SUCH a prescott"

by lord-reilly March 15, 2009

mouth present

A tasty treat for your mouth.

I bought you a mouth present (sandwich).

by reverend megaton July 9, 2010

pires

Neatly trimmed vaginal hair approximately 1cm in width, barley covering her modesty. The name is taken from the thin strip of 'beard' as worn by Robert Pires of Arsenal.

"I went down on this girl last night."

"Mott like a wich's cat?"

"No, very nice, a little Pires."

by The Strut September 30, 2004