punker

Real definition: One who sucks cocks for cigerettes

Punk is now a trend it use to be a way people acted now just a trend or fad for perfect preppy blonde girls with there clean converse and perctly combed hair or stupid ass dudes who you hate the government because hating authority "cool" all of a sudden. I blame the punk fad on none other than Good Charlotte.

I just bought converse a band shirt and dickies so now im punk.

by knotzi March 26, 2004

Punkd

an amazing show by ashton kutcher where he tricks celebrties.... too bad the 2nd season isnt nearly as good....

punk'd was amazing until ashton didn't show up anymore

by billy bob thorton is god April 3, 2005

Puked My Pants

Puked (in) My Pants
To defecate in one's trousers.

I just Puked My Pants!

by Mr.Coffee August 19, 2006

Punker

When you take a shit that is so massive it fills the toilet bowl to the point of making an island that sticks out of the water.

Dude after not shitting for a week or so i just took a massive Dobie and it converted into a Punker by the time i was finished. It was epic.

by darklord477 May 21, 2009

phunked

to be dooped, screwed or messed with

Dude you've been phunked by that guy.

by handle August 14, 2003

punkette

The female form of a punk....one who enjos punk music and lives the intentionally offensvie lifestyle of a punk.

coulda been, shoulda been, woulda been different, cuz I know now what I never knew then

by Punkette December 26, 2002

Punkery

Verb: act of participating in or instigating reckless, annoying, disrespectful, or otherwise frowned upon behavior.

Mrs. B's second hour engages in punkery

by 10 gay possums October 12, 2021