Internet Pulp

Cheaply produced Internet content created solely for financial gain. Heavy with SEO terms, the writing is usually salacious, purposely withholding crucial information so as to generate controversy, and causing the subject matter to appear unresolved. Typically, Internet Pulp appears on webpages with an excessive amount of advertising.

I guess there is money to be had as a content creator, if you know how to write Internet Pulp.

by The Homeless Guy September 22, 2014

Wood Pulp

A man's love juice. Semen splurging through an erection.

My girl was slobbing my knob and then I shot my wood pulp all over her face.

by Blake S. July 21, 2006

Nut pulp

When a group of people are collectively, dick riding

You guys are nut pulping them so hard rn

by tootmachine June 23, 2023

The Bloody Pulp Podcast

Horror Podcast containing an old guy, an Ed Sheeran fan, and Ed Sheeran

Listen to the bloody pulp podcast on youtube and Spotify.

by Horraholic October 29, 2021

bloody pulp

When you piss off and alienate superfluous family members by calling them "bitch", this is what the bitch's husband beats you into.

Bloody pulp bloody pulp. Don't say bitch.

by jonathan's brother-in-law November 9, 2004

lobster pulp

A really cool sounding... two words.

Wanna know a really cool sounding two words? Lobster Pulp! You fucking ass fuck! Mike be's gay.

by Bob Balls August 27, 2004

Pussy-Pulp

The mixture of toilet paper lint, and naturally occuring discharge from the pussy (vagina).

It didn't shock anyone at band camp to find Jazzmine and Jennifer were comparing pussy-pulp streaks in the camps port-o-potty.

by KYLE JONEZIN December 21, 2009