puffy muffin

a vagina that has very chubby pussy lips

person 1: hey justin, did you lose your glasses in that puffy muffin?
person 2: no adam, i didn't go down.

by m_i_c_a_e_l January 15, 2008

shooting putty at the moon

when a guy jacks off in a girls ass hole shooting his cum load in to her brown eye tube

" having good aim is essentail for shooting putty at the moon"

by XXCrowZXX April 24, 2004

silly putty

The term for male ejaculate when it lands in someone's eye.

Clegg shrieked like a girl when his eye stung from a money shot of silly putty.

by EJJ May 8, 2007

poster putty

something that can be used to stick posters on walls.
not to be confused with play-dough.

Sally lived in a rental house so her parents got her poster putty to hang up her posters with. She promptly forgot about it and while cleaning her room put it with her play-dough. several months later Sally found the play-dough and poster putty. They were slightly different shades of blue, and Sally realized that one of them must be the missing poster putty. she then picked up one of the play-dough thinking it was the poster putty, and used it to hang up her new Taylor Swift poster.

THREE YEARS LATER THEY MOVE AWAY. SALLY IS STILL A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN ANT STILL HAS THE POSTER HANGING UP.

Mom-- Sally, you need to take down that poster.
Sally-- fine.

Sally pulls down the poster. The three-year-old blue play-dough has left a huge blue stain on the wall.

by Live_Love_Laugh December 22, 2010

putty

Another name for pussy

I got dis gril cumming over and she got sum gud putty.

by Dat Bitch September 14, 2006

Pufta

Pufta means gay in Maltese and is used commonly as a way to offend someone

Dak pufta. He’s gay
Ara dak ic ciniz issu pufta. he seams gay
Jake pufta ta. Jake is gay.

by EveryoneAndNo.one January 28, 2019

Puffy Jody

a vagina in the state of arousal; the female counterpart to a Fat Joe (see Fat Joe)

Wow. Watching the Face porno gives me a Puffy Jody.

by Damon, Alyssa, Paul, Meagan, Thomas and more November 1, 2004