Proctonumerology

The process of pulling numbers from your ass.

RIAA Spokesman: Every illegal download costs the record industry $5000.

Bill: Do you have evidence to back that up, or is it just proctonumerology?

by Bobby McGee Ain't Free December 30, 2010

protodate

a meeting with someone you may potentially be interested in and want to date, before you decide you want to spend money on them.

Joe told me to meet him at the bar, I wondered if I should dress up for the date when Jess informed me it was just a protodate and I shouldn't bother

by JLS2324 June 12, 2012

progonmar

The best family oyy will ever k ow you will wish you were in it!!

Progonmar is the family of like and hates all mashed together

by anonymous October 8, 2020

PhotoNegative Mickey

an inverted mickey costume, found on trasure island, created from the creepypasta abandoned by disney , its blood is yellow

PhotoNegative Mickey: hey you wanna see my head come off

by corruptus December 9, 2020

Anti_Protogen

Some furry on the internet that's not gay.

Hey did you hear "Anti_Protogen" is not gay?

by JonaBeans May 5, 2021

The Jolie protocol

Angelina Jollie's famous cancer prevention protocol. 100% infallible method to prevent cancer that consist of cutting off any organ before said organ could develop cancer.

I used to smoke and now I am concerned I might get lung cancer. To prevent this from happening, I will follow the Jolie protocol and have my lungs removed.

by kagomey May 14, 2013

67 Protons

Basically, a girl wth 67 protons is a Ho. It can be used in discreet ways.

This refers to the 67th element on the Periodic Table of the Elements (holmium) which has the short form of Ho.

Person1: Hey look at Carley over there.
Person2: Now there's a girl with 67 protons.
Carly: Hey you guys. What are you talking about?
Person1: Chemistry

by $e9a November 16, 2009