The perfect cream pie. Man custard is ejaculated into the orifice of choice (vaginal or anal) then allowed to pour out freely naturally or through force contractions. A proper custard is typically enjoyed orally by the giver or in some cases, by a cuckold partner.
My bill came over last night and filled me full of proper custard and My husband had clean up duty.
I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.
I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
Get the Proper Custardmug. The act of achieving the perfect golden-brown tan, usually during a hot summer day or after spending time sunbathing on a beach vacation. This glorious hue showcases healthy, glowing skin that appears both natural and well-maintained. Having a "Proper Brown" is often a point of pride for those who successfully achieve it.
After spending a week on a tropical getaway, Karen came back sporting a Proper Brown, making all her coworkers jealous of her sun-kissed glow.
"Wow, Sarah, you've achieved a Proper Brown after spending all day at the beach!"
"Thanks, I feel so bronzed and fabulous!"
"Wow, Sarah, you've achieved a Proper Brown after spending all day at the beach!"
"Thanks, I feel so bronzed and fabulous!"
by HappyCleaner82 June 23, 2023
Get the Proper Brownmug. by Money Bandman November 15, 2016
Get the Proper Hugmug. by Aleyah V December 7, 2020
Get the proper slangmug. Not just a normal slag willing to sleep with any old John, dick and Harry. A 'proper' slag exudes an air of utter filthiness when viewed from a distance. When up close and personal she'll service your every need : swallowing and anal is guaranteed. When you see one you know it, nuff said.
by janitor2010 August 24, 2016
Get the proper slagmug. It’s a word that is not proper grammar so it is proper slang witches a faster way of saying some thing
by Aleyah V December 7, 2020
Get the proper slangmug. by shritis September 15, 2008
Get the proper respectmug.