The perfect cream pie. Man custard is ejaculated into the orifice of choice (vaginal or anal) then allowed to pour out freely naturally or through force contractions. A proper custard is typically enjoyed orally by the giver or in some cases, by a cuckold partner.
My bill came over last night and filled me full of proper custard and My husband had clean up duty.
I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.
I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.
by Eaton Holgoode May 29, 2018
When something is amazing or done exceptionally well while ending the moment with a emphasized point.
by Sugar69 November 24, 2010
by Money Bandman November 15, 2016
Not just a normal slag willing to sleep with any old John, dick and Harry. A 'proper' slag exudes an air of utter filthiness when viewed from a distance. When up close and personal she'll service your every need : swallowing and anal is guaranteed. When you see one you know it, nuff said.
by janitor2010 February 27, 2016
1. The act of striking a golf ball with great authority and power, typically executed with a driver or fairway metal.
2. The proper spank also refers to an act associated with sexual foreplay. While the traditional spanking can be perceived as demeaning and condescending, a proper-spank is pleasurable for, and welcomed by the recipient.
2. The proper spank also refers to an act associated with sexual foreplay. While the traditional spanking can be perceived as demeaning and condescending, a proper-spank is pleasurable for, and welcomed by the recipient.
Yes, I know I missed that gimee on #10, but let me assure you that I this tee shot will be proper-spanked.
Do you care for a proper-spank?
Do you care for a proper-spank?
by S. Morgenstern June 18, 2007
The act of a man truly giving his lover the best his erect penis has to offer in firmness, endurance, and location.
Chris: So, after I dropped your sorry ass off at home, I went back to the bar and ran into Kristy.
Ted: What happened?
Chris: Proper stickins is what happened!! Tore her up! Made it through all of The Dark Side of The Moon and she was moaning like the back up singers.
Ted: What happened?
Chris: Proper stickins is what happened!! Tore her up! Made it through all of The Dark Side of The Moon and she was moaning like the back up singers.
by von groovy June 07, 2017
by shritis August 30, 2006