proofed

an extremely unpopular, but untapped slang word for getting drunk that was slipped to me by a guy in uptown with a red dress shirt and a really skinny black leather tie. it's really precise - that is, it really makes you think about the numbers.

I imagine "proofed" is thought of like a workout: 40 proof, 3 reps, 5 sets, etc, ad nauseum.
I've only heard it once, and no one's ever heard of it.
Also good for bad crunk jokes at the expense of drunk friends:
I guess he's too proofed for a Child-Proof Lighter.
He just went from Jaeger-proof to Jaeger-proofed.
Or goading the same beyond-the-pail* friends to "proof it" and drink even more whenever they say something stupid or incoherent. If you lift the bottle in their hands, that also helps.

*this is a pun about puking.

trolleyed is the best word for getting drunk ever spoken.

by brokeblokejokes May 27, 2006

Pookey

A girl named crystal cole, and people named petey usually feel them up in bars or at work in stairwells

Petey in club starts feelin up his pookey girl or nails her in the broken elevator at work.

by Petey Royce February 28, 2009

Provoke

To suck a penis. Common slang.

"Go provoke someone you slut"

by Rhushshs March 15, 2017

pooker

Some crazy expression used in a dumbass Aerosmith song called Darkness. Stigmatic's song called darkenss is 1000 times better.

I am scared of pookers so ill visit www.stigmaticband.com

by Jordan March 15, 2004

pookee

The word pookee means doobies

i smoked mad doobies

by amanda January 14, 2005

pooker

bong water

fuck i spilled pooker o my self and it smells

by c diggy April 9, 2003

Proke

The straight equivalent of "fag." A "straight slur." Short for "procreational."
Usually not meant to be offensive, more of a joke so that GLBTQ people can return the slurs.

You had sex with a girl? What a proke.

That quarterback is such a fuckin' proke!

by Fuckin' Dyke June 7, 2011