Water Polo

The coolest sport ever, with people throwing a ball to each other attempting to put in a goal. Good fun

Water polo is a mix between Swimming, wrestling and basketball, in order to play one needs to understand all games and be able to play all three at once.

....And there are no horses...

Jimmy: "Water polo eh, tell me something, how do you keep the horses from drownding?"
Greg: "...Shut up Jimmy..."

by Greg Pierce, Registered P.I.M.P. May 5, 2005

poloneel productions

personification of god

I wish i was as good as poloneel productions

by bald martin the god February 28, 2020

Polo G

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Terrence: Yo you jamming out over there what you listening too?
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by Avatar Relief February 17, 2022

Water Polo

The best sport is the whole god damn world, with the fittest athletes around! Played with 7 players. 6 field and 1 goalie, where field players have to put the ball past the goialie and into the cage to get points. Sound easy? It's the combination of soccer, football, under water wresting, and a little boxing.It is alot better and harder than football.

Water polo players would kick football players ass.

by Bordo December 27, 2005

Marco Polo

A game usually played in swimming pools, one person is it and they try to tag other people, they can only say "Marco" or "fish out of water" (when the other people are out of the pool, if they get caught they are it), and when they say "marco" the other people that are not it have to say 'polo'. Really fun.

I was playing Marco Polo in someone's weird pool and i accidentally rammed my hand into one of those step things on the sides.

by Buttfucked September 21, 2003

Water Polo

Water polo is a sport played on by the quickest, strongest, smartest and best conditioned athletes. A water polo team consists of 7 mentally unstable people (who in gods name would want to be putting breathing air second to the ultimate goal of victory). The players in the pool consist of 6 field players and a goalie. The object of the game would not only be to stay above the water while everyone is try to put you under, but to shoot the ball past the goalie and score. There are rules... when your on the surface of the water(which isn't often). Under the surface anything goes.

Water polo is for the mentally unstable.

by The Water Polo Freak July 10, 2009

Park-o Polo

The act of walking through the parking lot clicking the alarm button on the remote so you can find your car.

"Man, where the heck did I park? Time to play Park-o Polo."
"Park-o!" <click click>
Honk! Honk!
"Polo!"

by jsaun February 22, 2008