Prospecting Duckling

A sexual move requiring a duckling and two people, one with the duck on his dick and one with bread in his/her asshole. The Duckling then has to eat the bread out of the asshole, while it is at least three inches in the crevasse.

"Johnny please give me a prospecting duckling... i want to be eaten out by a duck!" said Sherry

by John Von Duchenheimer August 19, 2006

Protexting

Refusing to participate in the useful practice of text-messaging, no matter how appropriate or convenient the situation lends itself. Seems to be linked to age and/or coolness level.

Can also be used reciprocally, like when you dump an incoming call, and reply with a text.

Protexting activities include:

Immediately return calling sender upon receipt of text

Making people want to stab you with frivolous calls and voice messages like "I got your text, and blah...blah...blah."

Not recognizing texting as social progress.

Bitching about the 50 cents you had to pay last month because you don't have text on your plan.

by Cyclemax December 21, 2010

Projectile Menstruation

1. A condition a female endures as she nears menopause. The uterus violently and unexpectly expels the endometrial lining and large clots of blood overflow two super plus tampons AND a maxi pad every hour.
2. A term used by women in peri-menopause when their period is so overwhelming that you soak your clothes, socks, shoes and possibly the carpet.
3. Result of the condition "Adenomyosis"
4. Any menstrual flow where blood overwhelms any feminine product, usually in the form of large clots, and anything you are wearing, sitting on or standing on might be ruined.

"I'll never wear white pants again due to projectile menstruation."
"I know, I can't wait for menopause."

by AnitaSpanking May 27, 2015

projectile laugh

making someone laugh so hard they vomit from the physical exertion

Cort laughed so hard, she projectile laughed onto her shirt and had to change it.

by GammaK July 9, 2016

Projectile nut disease

When you instantly and can't control it and unnamed person gets big sad

BEN HAS PROJECTILE NUT DISEASE

by Big chinchilla dad April 3, 2019

Prospecting Poultry

Prospecting Poultry refers to a sales person that through easy sales retention has become unacquainted and fearful of reaching out to new clients.

It certainly seems that over the years you have become prospecting poultry and are fearful to make new calls and create new contacts.

by leo bonner February 5, 2020

Projectile Cum

When you masturbate so much that cum shoots everywhere, even to china.

Daddy chill you're projectile cumming every where

by BigDaddy_69_420 December 4, 2020