Asplundh Protocol

The process of putting an item into a machine used for chipping wood. Named for the ubiquitous company hired by utility companies and government agencies for handling arbor maintenance.

The MAP was too bulky to handle in a fire, so we had to use the Asplundh Protocol to make it easier to burn.

by Clean Sunbae November 26, 2024

Shepherd Protocol

The Shepherd Protocol is a Protocol where super intelligent artificial intelligence rules over humanity from afar ensuring individual freedoms and liberties while eliminating national weaponry and wars. Non violent means are used to this end.

The Shepherd Protocol has ensured food, housing and security for humans living on-grid granting them time to enjoy nature and family.

by SLynds May 24, 2025

bro-classified protocol

Rules and regulations concerning bro-havior in public especially around the females of the species

Real men don't out their bro, forcing said bro to divulge bro-classified protocol. Dick

by TacoMcDickcheese September 30, 2014

Wakey wakey protocol

The protocol used by internet celebrity, Markiplier
Its about waking up, you can also troll your friends with it

Dude: Sleeping
Other dude: Changes something in Dude's phone
Dude's phone, going off: "INITIALISING WAKEY WAKEY PROTOCOL WAKE UP" BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

by Games_Much February 6, 2023

Covid-19 Protocol

Oh geez, I wonder why the rate at which the atheism was spreading stopped increasing....

Hym "It's almost like they took their kids out of school and sequestered them to stop them from... You know.... Talking about something that was happening.... Maybe they wanted to curate what their kids saw on their screens.... It's weird, right? It's almost like they have some kind of Covid-19 protocol that let's them cut off the tap quick whenever the creature comes back..."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol

After meeting a girl and breaking the enforced edging decree of Mavin Street, The Evavcuation protocol is the act of erupting ejaculate inside the girl's rear end. She then protests what you have done and proceeds to shake her ass to try and abort the sludge from her rectum. The resultant semen spray is called the Mavin Street Evacuation protocol.

Willy Leng: "Why is there social sauce deposited on the wall of the kitchen?"
Dayvid: "Sorry man, me and Doris were going hard and it ended with her doing a Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol"

by JimmyTomlinson2 November 20, 2023

vibe check protocol

A systematic framework proposed in paper "The Vibe-Check Protocol: Quantifying Cognitive Offloading in AI Programming" which is used to figure out if someone actually knows how to software engineer, or if they are just suffering from an "illusion of competence" after making an AI agent do all the heavy lifting. It evaluates the real educational impact of "vibe coding" (using natural language to tell AI to write code) to see if you are actually mastering the concepts or just engaging in "cognitive offloading". The protocol mathematically checks three things to expose you:
1. Cold Start Refactor: How fast your coding skills decay when the AI is taken away.
2. Hallucination Trap Detection: Whether you can actually catch sneaky, hidden errors in AI-generated code or if you just blindly accept them.
3. Explainability Gap: The massive disconnect between the super complex code you just generated and your total inability to explain how it actually works.

"Bro thought he was a 10x developer after letting his AI agent build a full-stack app in an hour, but he completely failed the vibe check protocol when the interviewer asked him to fix a bug without AI and his Explainability Gap was off the charts."

by FutureScientist February 15, 2026