Preemptive Counter-Stalking

The act of stalking a potential stalker, in order to learn everything about them, and using this information to make yourself undesirable to them, thus evading the stalker.

I think this girl that just added me on facebook is going to stalk me. I'm going to stalk her profile, so I can lie about anything we might have in common

Yeah, Preemptive counter-stalking is the way to go.

by jimmeh777 April 19, 2011

preenactor

A person or group of people who act out in the present the actions of a person or people in the future.

In 2052 preenactors Harold, Moon and Sally -- not 15 minutes later than when they began to preenact the grizzly stabbing murder of three preenactors -- were all stabbed to death.

by thegarbagecollector February 27, 2008

preemie

A baby born 6 weeks or more before its due date. From "premature".

It's very rare for the child of a first-time mother to be a preemie.

by TNT March 26, 2005

preemptive strike

Means an ATTACK, using information gleaned from a journey in a time machine that ascertained that THEY would have attacked US if we hadn't done it to THEM FIRST. A term of comfort, like gay and terrorist--shows the coiner (perpetrator of the Pstrike) in a GOOD light and the victim of the strike in a BAD light. An Americanism, like Neo-con for ISRAELI AGENT IN THE US GOVERNMENT.

Judge: You're charged with walking across the street and smacking this fellow in the teeth--how do you plead?

Defendant: He was looking at me funny, Judge. I suspected he was plotting to walk across to MY side of the street and hit ME. I had to hit him FIRST, to stop him. It was a preemptive strike. Not guilty.

Judge: I see. I find you obviously not guilty--case dismissed.

by Mouldoid April 15, 2007

Preemos

Top Quality Marijuana :)

Dude my buddy Brody has the bomb fucking preemos man..

by VivaLaVida October 20, 2008

preek

A verb denoting the act of beginning to precum.

Man, she totally left me with blue balls.
But did you preek?

Boy, this honey was so fine, I was preeking the second she walked her fine ass through that door.

by Lefkofunk May 21, 2006

preee

The sound a penguin makes. It's like a higher pitched squeal.

In a high pitch
penguin: -preeee

by Dayna Connelly February 15, 2007