preping

The act of preparing ones self for ejaculation

Joshua is not allowed to shower for more than five min shower because his father feared he was preping himself

by Arkane Knight June 10, 2016

Peeing with no sound

When your penis is so big, it flops into the urinal and its submerged underwater. Thus creating no sound when peeing.

Dude...the Kevin was peeing with no sound in there.

by wavepoolman May 25, 2017

Preying mantis style

When a guy is fucking a girl and right when he busts a nut, she chops his fucking head off.

She was taller than him after they got done fucking preying mantis style.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2019

peeing

when you drink a lot of water and don't make it to potty

jimmy: look billy is peeing his pants
billy: it is not funny

by brave as ever January 26, 2021

preening rod

A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.

"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".

"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."

by BrokenKing February 19, 2021

peeinginplaces

peeing in places you shouldn’t be peeing

“why is josh peeing in the museum?”
“he is peeinginplaces”

by 2guyspeeinginplaces March 5, 2021

preeint

When 2 big black dudes spaff on your chest

2 big black guys preeint on me last night

by BushWookieWigga April 1, 2022