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birthmasday present

A present that unfortunate kids like me must get when you want something that the family can only afford if you combine your birthday present money with your Christmas present money. Thus, you don't get anything for one of those holidays.
"Dude, how did you get that iPod Touch?"

*sigh* "It was a birthmasday present."
by myketuna December 29, 2007
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Michael Bay Presentation

A project being presented that has very little substance and instead focuses on flash, glitz and glamor. Typically, these types of presentations will only be pleasing to those who are incredibly small minded and easily impressed.
Bill: man, did you Ricky's project.

Me: Yeah, I was there, dude.

Bill: Right, right. Wasn't it awesome?

Me: The hell are you talking about? He said nothing about what happens when an atom splits.

Bill: Yeah, but his poster spewed fired.

Me: Who gives a fuck? It was a total Michael Bay Presentation.
by Potterfreak82 January 24, 2011
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President Silver Spoon

A nickname for the 45th POTUS that will become suddenly very popular once those eight years of tax returns are released.
Built into President Silver Spoon’s entire financial life is the fact that his forward-thinking father had not only actually loaned him 60 million instead of 1 million, but built into all of his wheelings and dealings is an ingenious insurance “safety net” that has made all of his impulsive if not ignorant miscalculations and losses almost moot; it made it so he cannot lose.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019
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President Kim Namjoon

Our true president. The only man that will be able to unite the world and bring world peace.

A rapper and writer who likes to bike and water his bonsai trees. A perfect person all around. Absolutely gorgeous.
by Purple_Tea_Kitty December 17, 2020
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president of russia

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by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021
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el presidente

A term of art in combat pistol shooting that refers to taking two shots to center mass and one shot to the forehead to make sure the target is deceased.
Did you hear what happened to Jorge? They gave him the old El Presidente. You won't be seeing him no more. He's taking a dirt nap.
by Jackel in Brawley April 13, 2007
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Presenting

When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.
We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting.
by djxpress March 20, 2009
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