Peptard

A chronically online gym/crypto-adjacent male who is irrationally obsessed with peptides, convinced they are the solution to everything—from gains to heartbreak to financial loss. Typically exhibits delusional confidence, questionable decision-making, and an inability to shut up about “optimizing”.

Bro got rugged for 80% of his portfolio and immediately ordered more peptides… he’s a full-blown peptard.

by crypt0es March 17, 2026

Peptardmaxxing

The act of fully committing to the peptard lifestyle—stacking random peptides, chasing peak optimization, ignoring consequences, and believing you’re one injection away from becoming a god.

He hasn’t slept, sold his car for SOL, and just added three new compounds to his stack… he’s peptardmaxxing at an elite level.

by crypt0es March 17, 2026

Pretard

A retard whom was very likely conceived of precum.

Man 1: "Bob, you're such a pretard."
Man 2: "abwd... awjs!! hejahes...!!!"

by Noirxire September 5, 2025

Petard

When a person thinks he's a socialist/communist but really isn't/ is a nazbol.

That guy I spoke to at the bus stop was such a petard!

by alpenglow64 May 25, 2025

petard

Alternative way to say "retard" or "retarded" to avoid gay censorship.

"I'm a retard and thought..."
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"I'm a petard and thought..."

by xVx_in_use_xVx October 14, 2025

PreTard

A person who takes too much pre-workout and starts to act insane

Look at Johnny over there on the bench press, it looks like he’s got that PreTard strength today.

by PhillyStinkBait November 17, 2025

Pretard

A Pretard is someone who thinks that every pre 2020 lil uzi vert song is insane and he will never reach that level again. Pretards hate on anything new and compare any existing producer that Uzi works with to their lord and savior oogie mane.

*non pretard* Hey bro you fw that new Chanel boy song?

*pretard* nah bro fuck that im bumping uzi bugz ronin own wave rn

by anonymous November 27, 2025