porsche

A girl who will spread her legs very wide all the time to welcome any guy to have sex with her. A girl with no moral restraint. A girl with no ability to say no. If her name is Porsche, just fuck her. A girl who usually likes to be fucked with you grabbing both of her ankles and spreading them as far apart as possible. A girl who will also let you stick it in her ass, so try it.

"Dude whats wrong with that girl? Shes just laying on the ground over there with her legs spread wide open."

"Yea dude, that girl is such a porsche."

by shizammm November 15, 2007

Porsche

A car your poor ass will never own.

That Ferdinand Porsche sure knew air-cooled engines.

by deutsch October 8, 2003

Essex Porsche

The rather unpopular Ford Capri replacment, the Probe was dubbed the Essex Porsche for being an appropriate status symbol at the Dagenham cruise circuit. This rather ugly motor shares it's chassis with, amongst others, Mazda vans.

Nowadays can include any crap wannabe sports car, but especially Fords, due to their now shut car plant at Dagenham, Essex.

Dudes! We got the driver himself in his Essex Porsche here, totally rev your engine and don't race him.

by dj_monged September 10, 2004

Porsche

Proves Only Rich Shits Can Have Everything

by bob July 10, 2003

Porsche 911

An overpriced VW Beetle (they were literally designed by the same guy) that just gets bigger every generation and has about three quintillion different model variants.

"Hey man I just bought a Volkswagen Beetle, for some reason people call it a Porsche 911"

by hjuugoo May 15, 2021

porsche monkey

a rich porch monkey.

Did you see that porsche monkey he just rode by in an S-Class Mercedes?

by Brandy You December 12, 2008

Porsche up

To do something really badly whilst showing your extreme wealth

Mr Martin just Porsched that up
Your such a Porsche up

by Porschelad123 June 10, 2019