Patcher

Drinking excessive amount of alcohol, then talking on the cell phone while proceeding to piss in inappropriate places.

My roommate got so drunk last night. He pulled a major patcher all over the lounge.

by Marchaels March 12, 2008

Pork Poacher

A person who engages in the act of 'hogging', or takes chubby chasing to an extreme.

Jon likes the really really big girls he is a Pork Poacher.

by The battery operated boyfriend December 16, 2008

Slow Pitcher

A Poo That Takes Ages To Leave The Anus.

John was on the Toilet for an hour, he was faced by a Slow Pitcher.

by Steve Nichols October 8, 2010

playground poacher

Someone who is into underage persons

She went out with a younger individual therefore she is a playground poacher

by swag4tron November 9, 2014

Pussy Poacher

A person that tries to have sex with someone their friend is sleeping with.

Your friend slid in my dms mad thirsty, he’s a pussy poacher.

by Ascendingtemptest April 29, 2019

Pity-poacher

Someone who actively acts to steal the sympathy that is meant for someone else, generally by witnessing someone behave sympathetically to another and intersecting their own ( often exaggerated ) story of hardship so the sympathizer and the original beneficiary have to give the poacher all the attention and condolence. A behavior closely related to the chronic"one-upper" personality

I was telling the boss about my kid having a cold and that pity-poacher bill started lying about being born with dypheria and gout, so much for getting to clock out early, bill already got to.

by Joshamaphone March 27, 2021

Thread Poacher

The part of an assembly that keeps the wheels from falling off. Usually missing

The wheels fell off this light, it looks like its missing the thread poacher.

by Beardedjeff June 1, 2021