pot hole toast

The would-be protective behavior of raising one's cup of superheated beverage in anticipation of blowing over a bump or pot hole.

Monica, on seeing the unavoidable defect in the road, reflexively raised her coffee cup up and away from her body. The classic pot hole toast

by Pbaddy December 13, 2009

pot thought

a supposedly good idea thought up while under the influence of marijuana but quickly forgotten due to being under the influence of marijuana

Peter and David came up with the best idea ever last night while playing guitar and smoking weed but neither can remember what it was, alas it was only just a pot thought.

by chachachavez January 16, 2010

Porridge Pot Surprise

When a man has had one too many drinks and he is having casual sex with some girl...he then proceeds to open up her pussy and whitey into it filling it to the brim ... The man may then put his penis inside the girls vagina and stir in a rotary motion to make it a porridge pot surprise.

Boy: "I was at dat oxygen festival last year and fit looking lass was fully grinding me liek.. so i took her back to my tent and started licking her out...felt a bit sick so i threw up in her pussy and made a nicee wee porridge pot surprise

by Dickmax March 29, 2011

Pot monkey

someone that lingers around people, that smoke them out for free. when their person that smokes runs out of weed they look for another person to smoke with them for free but never has their own green or money

this guy left because we smoked all our bud then the guy leaves and says something like, "ima bout to go smoke out"(he leaves) (people in room say) that fucking pot monkey smoked all are weed and won't share

by zippo420 August 6, 2011

Ejac-pot

When you pull down on a erect penis and release, like a slot machine. Coin shaped semen then flies out.

After an exceptionally long hug, I have my buddy the ejac-pot on the release. It really did sound like a casino as he came in his pants.

by Blue Wafflr August 21, 2013

schlong pot

A stovetop container used for cooking your favorite Polish kielbasa.

Honey,do you know where the schlong pot is?

by Rod McLaren January 18, 2017

Rez pot

A Rez pot is a crack head house on a reservation, they usually sell weed, meth, ect, there mostly common in tralloir courts, there house is usually dirty on the inside and on the outside too.

"Aye cousin do you want to move out that rez pot?"
"Yes it is tough living here"

by Otak_U June 10, 2021