plirtering

1. The act of a douchebag playing or flirting with girls.

2. Douchbag flirting with girls /IO to get them to like him so he can play them.

Dude. Stop plirtering
Don't be a plirter

by whoevertheheckiwanttobewtfff December 18, 2013

Porting

The act of texting someone and watching porn at the same time without them knowing.

Ex1: Boy 1- "Dude last night i was so porting Jessica."

Boy 2- "Dude Noice"

Ex2: Mel- "oh yes baby."

Jane- "Mel u better not be porting me"

by Patty Dilson June 15, 2014

porterism

Porterism is the gradual process of the Porter family takes over the swim team.

“Yeah, it started with Ethan, than Mike, and now Jayden. They’re in control of the team now. It’s straight Porterism

by Hugthewall June 5, 2018

Petering

To withhold joy and amusement from your friends by not spending time with them.

He's petering again.
Her petering is unbearable.
No wonder that his name is Peter, he has been petering us for two months straight.

by Definitelynotpeter December 25, 2018

paltering donkeypit

Paltering- "lying", fibbing; not telling the truth. Donkeypit- donkey = ass; pit = hole, yeah you got it! Lying asshole.

Watch out for that paltering donkeypit- he'll take all your money!

by Alfred Misnomer April 13, 2019

Poggering

To have an expression of pog or to enact pog, which is reacting to an epic gamer moment

After Nathan got a world record on Cooking Mama 2: All Gold Medals, the whole chat started poggering

by BjinMaro October 19, 2020

porting

butthole to butthole contact between two bare ass grown ass men

person 1: bro why are you pooping in that man's butt
person 2: fuck off dude were porting

by big_dicc_bandit February 26, 2021