Armenian Pleasure popsicles 

When you ejaculate onto some popsicles, put the popsicles in the freezer, and then insert said popsicles into a person's anus and then pull out the popsicles and lick them.

I stayed home last night and made some Armenian Pleasure popsicles.

Armenian Pleasure popsicles by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021

Jacking off and eating popsicles 

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

Jacking off and eating popsicles by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022

Smashed a box of popsicles 

To be fed up with a situation

Yeah, I’ve just become very angry. I smashed a box of popsicles on Friday.

Smashed a box of popsicles by Loren SanD May 5, 2025

Synthesis of Particles and Subparticles

The ultimate alchemy: creating the fundamental building blocks of matter—protons, neutrons, electrons, quarks, and the rest of the particle zoo—from energy itself, as Einstein's E=mc² promises is possible. Particle accelerators do this routinely, smashing things together to create showers of exotic particles that exist for fractions of a second before decaying. The dream is controlled, efficient synthesis—creating matter from energy on demand, building whatever you need from the quantum field up. This would be the ultimate manufacturing technology: a replicator worthy of science fiction, capable of making anything from pure energy. The reality is that particle synthesis requires more energy than it releases, by many orders of magnitude. But if we ever crack that nut—if we ever achieve net-positive energy-to-matter conversion—civilization changes forever.

Synthesis of Particles and Subparticles Example: "The particle accelerator synthesized a new element, creating atoms that had never existed on Earth. They lasted for milliseconds, then decayed into nothing. The scientists celebrated, then calculated how much energy it had taken—enough to power a small city. They were a long way from replicators. But they'd made something from nothing, which is how all creation stories start."

Synthesis of Particles and Subparticles by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026

Theory of FTL Particles

A speculative framework proposing the existence of particles that naturally travel faster than light—tachyons, in physics jargon. Theory of FTL Particles suggests that just as there are particles slower than light (bradyons) and particles exactly at light speed (luxons), there may be particles that must always exceed light speed (tachyons). These particles would have imaginary mass and weird properties: they'd slow down as they gained energy, speed up as they lost it, and could never decelerate to light speed. No tachyons have ever been detected, but they remain a theoretical possibility—and a staple of speculative physics.

Theory of FTL Particles "Tachyons would always travel faster than light. Slow them down, and they gain energy; speed them up, and they lose it. FTL Particles theory says they might exist, might carry information, might even explain quantum weirdness. We've never seen one, but the math lets them be. Sometimes that's all a theorist needs."

Theory of FTL Particles by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 5, 2026