poot

The lump looking area under an obeise persons belt area.

"Man that guy has a poot under his belt!"

by eatinbrisketsisasport April 11, 2006

Poot

To take a dump or shit

Dude Ill be right back i need to take a major poot.

by Mike June 26, 2003

pooted

The state of being trashed beyond anything you can imagine. You are in another world, where everything and every place has become a sandbox in which you wish to play. You will not remember names.. faces... or anything for that matter.; A blacked out state in which you do not plan to function in what society may consider normal, or even inebriated. You do as you please without conscience, morals, or anything coherent for that matter.

I am so pooted right now, please get a camera and watch me make love to this cactus; Dude is that your sister? I'm so pooted I'm going to pick her up from middle school tomorrow and she is going to have my kid in 9 months.; Robbie was so pooted last night he made out with your girlfriend, twice, and then those twins from puerto rico.

by TheOnlyErik October 27, 2007

poot

An animal fart!

My dog ate bacon so he pooted a lot this morning.

by Stacy March 17, 2004

poot

1) a light and airy fart
2) a co-worker named Michelle

Have you smelled Shelly's poot?

by Cindy November 3, 2003

poot

foriegner for 'put'

foriegner not as in sitting on your hand
until it goes numb
and then to procede to wring your rag.

i poot on your belly. okay?

by featurelessface August 29, 2008

poot

Just like shart a poot, is a when you fart, and shit comes out along with it, except in the poop, toot, form.

The look the teacher gave Johnny made him poot.

by glue is crazy May 25, 2006