poot

The act of taking a photo of ones self in the bathroom mirror while making a pouty face.

Did you see that lame profile pic of Yasmine pooting? What's up with that?

by alltheoldlionsza June 30, 2011

Poot

A ho or slut, someone who gets around.

That denise girl ia a poot.

by Favilicious April 4, 2003

Poot

A nice way of saying shart or "I sharted", a.k.a. a cross between farting and taking a load

Its a cross between "poop" and "toot"

I pooted

Sharted is innapropriate, but you may say Pooted

by pootyfart April 30, 2008

poot

to go poop...need we say more??!!

i pooted...

by jrs1234 November 29, 2010

poot

(n.) Used to describe a manly induvidual. Person who is of extreme manliness.

"Those guys triceps are ripped. What a poot!"

by ManlyScot123 August 11, 2009

poot

noun;1.A very hary grey vagina aproxamatly 5'tall and 1.5' wide.2.A talking vagina.

1.You are a very stinky poot!2.Shut up you poot!

by otherkid October 2, 2005

poot

a poot is a pussy toot

did that bitch just poot?
awwwww dude!! she just pooted on my dick!!!

by santa kloz March 3, 2008