Poobaloo

Poobaloo is shit made by a bear who appeared in the Jungle Book.

Stay away from the poobaloo, young man!

Eegghhh... that smells like poobaloo!

by jonycestmoi April 6, 2008

Poobes

Pubic hair of the anus. The hair that grows around the buttocks and sometimes gets feces caught in it.Mainly found on men and hairy ladys

I shaved my poobes because i wanted a rim-job from your mumma or Oh no i have shit stuck in my poobes.

by Thepoobsguy August 31, 2009

poobating

Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.

I'm poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till I get to work.

by Kieron M May 24, 2008

poobin

a childish word usually used by teenagers to cover up a word with they normally could not say to their parents. This word is very effective while engaging in a fight with your parents. Therefore, saying the word is perfectly adequate because. while you are still saying something rude to your parents, it sounds more polite and childish, so they do not take it as an offense. Another word that is great for covering up a word such a fucker, bitch, slut, asshole, ect.

Mom: " I want you to stay home tonight and watch your three younger brothers."
Girl:"Your such a poobin!"(in mind calling her a fat slutty bitch)

by wewalkthelake January 5, 2010

Poobot

A bland, generic, upper-middle class female with no personality or style of her own. Generally from Southern California, or has a Southern Californian, Mallrat style and personality.

"Samantha is so hot"
"Dude, what are you talking about? There's absolutely nothing to her, she could be any girl out there. She's a total Poobot."

by scarletcityfever April 17, 2010

Poohbearin'

To masturbate or have sex while only wearing a t-shirt. Resembling Winnie the pooh

Once in college I walked in on my roommate who was poohbearin' while watching porn.

by GreenTag October 20, 2011

poobing

Taking a poop and while seated comfortably on the toilet seat, trimming your pubes with hair clippers/ scissors. After you finish, you flush not only the poop down the toilet, you flush those pubes as well

Dude, I save so much time by poobing! Plus I'm saving water too!

by WillowNelson99 May 13, 2015