polish the purple bishop

a term for masterbating polish meaning massage and purple bishop meaning penis basically jerking off

when they asked why he didnt come to the ball game another spoke up and and said he stayed home to polish the purple bishop

by [e-mail] November 21, 2007

Polish Exit

The sudden & unannounced leaving of a party, group of people, or individual without notifying anyone. There is no discernable reason, no goodbye, and no mercy.

The golden rules:

1. Be sneaky.
2. No guilty conscience.
3. Don't tell anyone.
4. Take advantage of the moment.
5. An anounced polish finish is a czech finish.
6. Don't turn around.
7. Turn off your phone.

"Wait, wasn't Drew JUST here? Where did he go?!"
"Yeah...looks like he just pulled a Polish Exit"
"That douche."

by Mr. Cheazle August 15, 2010

Apple polishing

rubbing the sensitive head after orgasmn, driving victim insane

After he had cum, she keep apple polishing.

by treater July 12, 2009

you can't polish a turd

trying to "fix up" a junky car.it cannot be done, give it up!

nathan, sell that cavi!you can't polish a turd!

by da trick biatch December 21, 2005

polishing the knob

The act of pleasuring the male member using the mouth and hand.

To the hot Home Depot worker:
"Excuse me, I am inexperienced at polishing the knob, can you polish my knob?"

by William E. April 25, 2006

red nail polish

looks extremely fashionable and mod when applied to nails.

Red Nail Polish is the only nail polish there is.

by Jade October 14, 2003

Apple polisher

One who attempts to curry favor with authority for personal gain.

Derived from the old tradition of the families of pupils expressing their appreciation for a teacher's thankless work by providing them with meals, which eventually diminished to the symbolic polished apple.

Who're you callin' 'ingenious', you punk-ass apple polisher? Drop and gimme twenty!

by Bootstraps September 17, 2008