honest politician 

The modern democracy illusion

Newspaper reader: Oh goshhh, isn't that senator nice with that child? Sure he's a good and honest politician.
Guy: Ma'am, a year ago he was in jail for bribery
Newspaper reader: I said he IS nice.
Guy: Ma'am...
Newspaper reader: *covering her ears* Lalalala I can't hear youuu

honest politician by ZenitYerkes December 22, 2009

proto-politician 

not a politician, but one has the potential to become one later. one who displays the characteristics of a politician, i.e., lying, cheating, use of rhetoric to confuse one's agenda. But is not actually elected to a public office.

hey, you're such a proto-politician. you're always full of shit.

proto-politician by gYoOfUuRcSkELF October 31, 2007

give birth to a politician

To excrete solid bodily waste; to take a shit. The implication that the average politician is a(greedy, corrupt, duplicitous)piece of shit(which is true, in most cases).

"I'll be right back; I gotta go give birth to a politician."

give birth to a politician by Jeff Wagenhals July 13, 2007

third grade politician 

Benedict Donald’s new nickname for Speaker Nancy Pelosi, during a recent White House meeting about Syria where he had a meltdown.

Calling her a “third grade politician” to her face may have not accomplished what he wanted since it is likely that he meant to say “third rate politician.”

third grade politician by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Lebanese politician 

A scandalous, horrendous, abominable, disgusting, abhorrent, hideous, irresponsible and pathetic creatures that worship money.

This man is pathetic and greedy, he should be a Lebanese politician.
Examples: Aoun, Hariri, Joumblat, Beri

Lebanese politician by Sourayya May 3, 2020

Blue Shell Politician 

Named for the "blue shell" in Super Mario Kart games. A politician who creates a policy whose purpose is to slow down or eliminate those who have gotten ahead in society. The effect is to eliminate the current leaders and replace them with a new leader.

Barack Obama is a blue shell politician.

Blue Shell Politician by MennerOfFish March 28, 2010

The Politician's "You" 

A practice commonly exercised by politicians, dictators, corporate establishments, salesmen and your parents, where one deliberately substitutes words such as "me", "I" or "oneself" for "you" in order to appear selfless and public-spirited.

Common Politician: "This is what public (you) wants."

Correctly interpreted as "This is what I want." Hence The Politician's "You".

The Politician's "You" by Geoleg Csapolov July 26, 2011