pokemon

shit beyond the video games. the anime is for little children (children up to 13 defend it). the trading card game is a scam and the manga is written by japanese imperialists.

play the video games

by iseej00 February 15, 2005

Pokemon

The best game you will ever play. If you hate pokemon,you're a fucking fag. Pokemon isn't for little kids, It's for people who are made of pure win!

Person 1:Hey did you see the new pokemon episode?
Person 2:Pokemon?Pokemon is gay.
Person 1:you're gay.

by BloodyLunar December 3, 2010

Pokemon

A Jamaican proctologist.

Deed you hair about Ernie, mon? He just got bok from dee Pokemon-- he hasn't sot don een a week.

by Leobutrkurnel October 9, 2006

Pokemon

A diseasing show that has brain washed millions of Americans today. It started back in '96, and is still on. How can it be liked? Just how? Not hating on fans of pokemon and all, but how is it liked? It's ruined people's brains, such as some famous youtuber (not gonna say name) who also likes pokemon. People hate him.

Pokemon's addicted to lots of people. Why?

by urbandictionaryy May 1, 2008

Pokemon

A game where a 10 year olds goal is to enslave all the pokemon in a pokeball for eternity and pokemon are only released to fight each other until one of them dies for money

Pokemon is animal cruelty and is very unsafe for a 10 year old to leave the house with practically nothing.

by Max_power211 August 2, 2016

Pokemon

something people pretend they don't play anymore

"hey joe did you hear about the new Pokémon game"

"what no! Pokemon is for children"

by veloko hd September 28, 2020

Pokemon

An abused fictional species of animals that I like to abuse because its fun to make them battle.

I love to make Pokemon battle its so funny how they die

by Kykyman June 10, 2021