Pondering Monkey

1. noun, A monkey which ponders.
2. proper noun, title character from the popular webcomic The Pondering Monkey by Joe Francis.

1. Look at that pondering monkey, I wonder what he's thinking.
2. Have you read today's Pondering Monkey, it is very amusing.

by Matty N March 30, 2004

Ponderosa Spread

A very large ass. Generally one that is ridiculously huge.

Ponderosa - A Ponderosa is an all you can eat buffet style restaurant.

You can set a table of four on that ponderosa spread.

by Paul Smith "Dooly Loo King" October 6, 2007

Powner

The third highest level in the gamer ranks. Highly respected and consisting of great skill the Powner is not quite a true 'Pro' but is feared all the same. Powners generally travel along side Prowners and Suprowners to maximize their Pwning+Owning abilities.

OMG! I just got powned by a knife and I had a rocket launcher! That's one heck of a powner.

by Joe Noshow November 20, 2007

Ponderbating

To think about masturbating!

Man! I can't wait for my date tonight. I've been ponderbating about it all day long. I need some Hoo-Haw.

by Fsu Big Dawg October 3, 2010

Porner

A portmanteau of porn and corner. The corner you spank it in.

"Yo, I'mma go crank one out in the Porner, Watch my shit for me."

by BEEPBOOPROBOT September 3, 2015

Podvert

Someone who has owned a personal/portable MP3 player for a while but until recently, has always refused to purchase an Apple iPod.

Kevin was always going on about how iPods are over priced and saying you may as well by a Zen as they use the Creative chipset - stuff like that. What a podvert! I just saw him with a new Nano!

by Bucko_NZ September 5, 2007

poener

The replacement word for poes, an Afrikaans word for cunt, used in a socially accepted enviroment.

Oh Grandma that poener stole my money again.

Dear Prince William. You are an absolute poener

by Kalismo Cataclismo November 19, 2006