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Polish Washing Machine

When a man sticks his head up a woman's ass and she spins around in a circle.
The man stuck his head up the woman's ass and she began to spin around like a polish washing machine.
by Barkybarky January 3, 2015
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Polish Casserole

A low-fat dinner that's great for the whole family!

Recipe:
1 gallon of female nipple milk
2 cups of poop from a 14-16 year old
Three hairs from the ass of a 75+ year old
Semen from a female horse
Urine from a cow
A Greasy Banana (before step two)

Boil for approximately 3 days until sticky and/or golden brown.

Let cool for 7 seconds before serving.
Jimmy: "Mom, what are you making for dinner, I'm hungry..."

Mom: "Are you in the mood for a Polish Casserole?"

Jimmy: "YES! THAT WILL BE MY THIRD THIS MONTH!"
by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 22, 2011
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Polish Girl

Smart, pretty, faithful, horny girl who has big boobs and a nice ass... but is not a whore. She's a Lady in the streets and a Freak in the bed.
Jess (Polish girl) needs to fuck Dustin (Greek guy)
by Jessie Sausage July 27, 2006
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polish the purple bishop

a term for masterbating polish meaning massage and purple bishop meaning penis basically jerking off
when they asked why he didnt come to the ball game another spoke up and and said he stayed home to polish the purple bishop
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com November 21, 2007
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Polish Exit

The sudden & unannounced leaving of a party, group of people, or individual without notifying anyone. There is no discernable reason, no goodbye, and no mercy.

The golden rules:

1. Be sneaky.
2. No guilty conscience.
3. Don't tell anyone.
4. Take advantage of the moment.
5. An anounced polish finish is a czech finish.
6. Don't turn around.
7. Turn off your phone.
"Wait, wasn't Drew JUST here? Where did he go?!"
"Yeah...looks like he just pulled a Polish Exit"
"That douche."
by Mr. Cheazle August 15, 2010
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Apple polishing

rubbing the sensitive head after orgasmn, driving victim insane
After he had cum, she keep apple polishing.
by treater July 12, 2009
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you can't polish a turd

trying to "fix up" a junky car.it cannot be done, give it up!
nathan, sell that cavi!you can't polish a turd!
by da trick biatch December 21, 2005
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