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Plaster fucked

someone who is definitely drunk and/or completely under the influence of one or more drugs beyond the point of comprehension, rationality and all response. They have already met their limit and know they have met their limit but will not stop. They are definitely puking everywhere and are behaving abnormally, influenced by whatever's in their body. They must not let their heart rate get low or they’re at risk of their body shutting down completely.
The other day my friend got so plaster fucked with multiple drugs that he was at the verge of shutting down completely and dying.
by XxbrainfuckxX August 28, 2019
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Getting Plastered

Oh man! Last night was crazy! we were getting plastered so bad!
by Awesomeness_xx December 20, 2014
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pulling plastic

the act of rock climbing or bouldering indoors using artificial holds
Climber A: "Did you make it to Hueco this season, brah?"
Climber B: "Nah man, I've been stuck pulling plastic for the past few months, I feel like I'm turning into a gym rat."
by unit62 March 26, 2009
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Plasticize

The act of pursuing cosmetic surgery beyond corrective procedures. The idea is to enhance, or improve upon the quality of one's natural appearance. Oftentimes women will choose to prevent the natural processes of aging through various procedures. This term may be used either positively or negatively depending on the amount of procedures a given individual chooses to get.
-I have small titties and I want a larger rack. I swear I am going to Plasticize!!!
-Damn, that old bag has had too much work done! She has a look of surprise from all of the face lifts. Someone should have told her to go easy when she chose to Plasticize!
by THE REAL JULIA June 22, 2006
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Disenfranchised Plastic Salesman

Someone that peddles cheap plastic shit to supermarkets, food processors and some distributors (but sells direct around them as much as possible). Probably works for one of several whacked out family owned outfits in the Mid-West or Detroit/Southfield area. Generally speaking, a disenfranchised plastic salesman is micromanaged, not to be trusted and demoralized on a routine basis. Common tactics used to keep a disenfranchised plastic salesman down are call reports, routine phone calls questioning their whereabouts, itineraries and installing Satellite GPS units in company vehicles, which promote activity not productivity.
Al Bundy, the shoe salesman from the hit tv show Married With Children, would have been a disenfranchised plastic salesman if only he tried to sell plastic.
by Cincy Lovah October 20, 2011
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Plastic Beach

An island in the middle of the ocean, made up of recycled plastics and waste that we have thrown away.
There's a Casio on the plastic beach !
by Jok23r March 8, 2010
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Plastic Whore

(pl-ass tic-hor)

A female who is obsessed with putting on a lot of makeup to the point that it just makes her face look like plastic. She can be the hottest thing you ever lay eyes on with all that make-up or she could look like Mimi off of The Drew Carey Show. Any female who feels so insecure about themselves to try to be perfect by the use of make-up, surgery, and hair cuts every two weeks. No one really knows what a plastic whore looks like underneath. But if she looks great and you don't mind it, then whatever floats your boat.
Example # 1...
Dude#1: Dayum! That bitch is fine as hell!
Dude#2: Looks like a plastic whore to me.
Dude#1: As long as that make-up don't get smeared off, idc.
Dude#2: Whatever floats your boat.

Example # 2...
"Brittany Spears is such a plastic whore."
by Brock Wright July 23, 2008
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