Monkeying, that's shitting in your hand and throwing it at someone.
Buttercupping, thats farting on your hand and cupping it over someone's face.
Punking, that's the apotheosis of bodily fluid weaponization.
"Aaaaargh, my eyes!"
"You just got punked, bitch."
Buttercupping, thats farting on your hand and cupping it over someone's face.
Punking, that's the apotheosis of bodily fluid weaponization.
"Aaaaargh, my eyes!"
"You just got punked, bitch."
by trollbog December 14, 2011
Get the punking mug.When an individual proceeds to lay face down in a horizontal manner on selected (preferably iconic) surfaces.
The aim is to create the most convincing illusion of a static rigid plank, made from human.
Planking is site specific. There is a direct correlation between location and phrase the more radical/humorous the location the more phrase is awarded.
The aim is to create the most convincing illusion of a static rigid plank, made from human.
Planking is site specific. There is a direct correlation between location and phrase the more radical/humorous the location the more phrase is awarded.
"I been planking on radical things snice the 82"
Observer "You planked that sign so hard"
Planker "thanks, it really felt solid"
Observer "You planked that sign so hard"
Planker "thanks, it really felt solid"
by Rook-docter June 9, 2011
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Verb: The art of actively lying down.
The objective of the perfect plank is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank and many more.
Verb: The art of actively lying down.
The objective of the perfect plank is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank and many more.
that plank is awesome, it gave me wood
his legs and arms weren't straight, that plank was gammin
dude, what on the hell are you doing? just a bit of planking, care to join me?
his legs and arms weren't straight, that plank was gammin
dude, what on the hell are you doing? just a bit of planking, care to join me?
by Brisbane Planking Accosiation June 7, 2011
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Get the Plucking mug.Having Sex Without a Condom and Cumming Inside the Female, At Which Point You Continue On To The Point Of Creating a Plunging Noise
by Plunger2k6 October 23, 2011
Get the Plunging mug.The act of lying face down on an object while remaining rigid much like a plank of wood. Often, a photograph is taken of this act and posted on social media outlets. Often performed by lying on objects which are either completely awkward or dangerous, such as a basketball hoop or the middle of a road. The origins of planking can be traced back to the "lying down game" which has its roots in Japanese Anime.
Kyle: "Mike, I'm going to go planking on that stop sign over there!"
Mike: ".... dude, you're a faggot, no I will not take a picture of you being a douche bag."
Kyle: "But I will get so many comments on this picture of Facebook!"
Mike: *bertstare*
Mike: ".... dude, you're a faggot, no I will not take a picture of you being a douche bag."
Kyle: "But I will get so many comments on this picture of Facebook!"
Mike: *bertstare*
by YaboyMike November 21, 2011
Get the Planking mug.laying down in your stomach facing the ground, looking as awkward/dead as possible Artitsts of this exciting sport have a creative nature. This sport is not illegal but frowned upon as "the man" of society thinks its of naughty behaviour however competitors in this nail biting sport think its the balls
guy 1: "man that guy is doing some awesome planking"
guy 2: "dayyyyyuuum"
competitor: *keeps on planking*
guy 2: "dayyyyyuuum"
competitor: *keeps on planking*
by ={D December 11, 2011
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