orange pencil pecker

Stormy’s special secret nickname for the Orange One’s junk.

Well it looks like his orange pencil pecker has needed to take a bit of a break from all that fake news coverage.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

pecker slap

The act of slapping someone with ones own pecker.

also see: Dick Whack, ding-a-ling popper, or Penis Sling

dude, some guy just came and hit me with his penis and went PECKER SLAP and ran off.

by J-$ December 28, 2005

Peckham Terminator

Some pissed off ginger on a bus in Peckham who refused to get off the bus despite not paying. He gets rather rasict but then to everyone's amusement gets off the bus by going right through the door with a terminatoresque styley.

The Peckham Terminator screamed like a premenstral biatch and then made a very dramatic exit.

by cdoggshizzal May 9, 2011

Pecker resting

The act of placing an object on your lap

I can't eat the popcorn if you're going to be pecker resting the popcorn.

by Allen24 December 8, 2010

Pecker Holster

Pecker Holster is a derogatory term for the mouth or one who performs frequent blow jobs. It is not a polite thing to say in almost any group, regardless of the sexual proclivities of the group.

Did I hear something come out of that Pecker Holster you call a mouth?

by Mudknuckle Circus December 2, 2013

pecker pimple

A derogatory term similar to asshole or dickhead.it is also a painful pimple on ones penis fortunately are rare

Stop being such a pecker pimple and pass the potatoes.

by synspilum24 December 20, 2013

Pecker hand

Unwashed hands after holding your pecker while taking a piss. 98% of men currently walking around have this defect.

Doug left the men's room to return to his dinner date with pecker hand.

by Goldermann February 5, 2017