Petched

To petch someone is to touch a little man deliberately but make it look accidental.

Ian: What you doing mate?

Midget: Just hanging around not much, you?

Ian: It's fucking bollocks mate, whats that on your crotch. I'll get it. *

Midget: Get the fuck off. Dude, you just Petched me?

Ian: I can't help it mate, you're a little man

*Grabs a healthy handful of penis.

by Colinlovesmen March 18, 2007

Patched

To be severely beaten by means of a patch-bay

Yo that MC was talkin shit to his producer and his producer patched him real quick-like for running his mouth...

by Hurt Reynolds: The Main MotherFucker April 20, 2007

Patched

Getting Turnt, partying hard with illegal substances, getting drunk

I'm ready to get so patched at the party on Friday

by Ghetto girl May 14, 2015

Patched

To be raped by a girl known in many circles as "The Patch"

Harris "Dude! who did you take home last night?"

Billy "I got patched"

by Henry Ferrari January 16, 2009

Kickball Pitcher

A kickball pitcher is someone who rolls the kickball from the mound towards home plate to start each play.

Typically, the kickball pitcher delegates a team member to beer duty. This is seen as the highest honor a member of the team can receive.

The kickball pitcher continues to delegate me to beer duty.

by mastersplinter99 May 20, 2014

abandoned pitcher's mound

The pelvic region above the vagina that is covered with an extreme amount of pubic hair,thus resembling the look of an old baseball sandlot that hasn't been played on in a long time

Mike wanted to eat out Gina,but told her to cut the grass above her clit ,because it looked like an abandoned pitcher's mound

by BIG T 49 August 10, 2017

Kill The Pitcher (KTP)

Kill The Pitcher (also known as KTP), is a drinking game that combines brotherhood, drinking, and chanting. KTP was started in Wellington, Florida by The Hools also known as the Wellington High School Class of 2009 and 2010, not 2011. To begin KTP you need to gather a few things. First, you need a pitcher, a larger pitcher is better because it can hold more beer. Next, you need friends, men only. Finally, and most importantly, beer. Pour the beer into the pitcher, either from a keg or combine all the beer from everyone's cups, cans, or bottles. Next gather your friends in a circle making sure there is enough room for everyone except the women. After the circle is formed, the first person begins drinking straight from the pitcher while everyone else begins to start yelling chants to get everyone pumped up. You can create original chats or look some up from the internet. Once the first person has drank all they can, they pass it to the next person (either to the left or to the right) and continue to do this until the pitcher is killed. This is not meant to be a competitive game, more of a brotherhood game with close friends.
Chants
Some famous chants that are associated with KTP are: "Kill The Pitcher" "Go to the Pub" "Fuck Off, Brevard FC" "Wayne Rooney" "Fernando Torres" "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles" "I'm West Ham Till I Die" and "So Here's Too (enter name)"

"Hey man, you wanna get fucked up?"
"Yea!"
"OK lets get the Hools, and play Kill The Pitcher (KTP)"
Chant- "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles:"
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.
They fly so high,
Nearly reach the sky,
Then like my dreams,
They fade and die.
Fortune's always hiding,
I've looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.

by Kimbo Slice 01 September 26, 2010