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pink ping pong ball

An extremely large anal bead that gets stuck inside you for weeks at a time.
I used a pink ping pong ball last night. It felt so good.
by Louis Schimd October 1, 2017
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Ping pong ball season

Late fall, winter and early spring in the upper Midwest. The name derives from the off-white sky, horizon and ground that makes delineating the three virtually impossible. One feels that they are trapped inside of a table tennis ball.
"I can't stand this weather. Everything is coated with the same awful color."

"That's what you get this time of year in Cleveland. What did you expect? It's ping pong ball season."
by Cirdellin January 4, 2010
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telephone ping pong

When two people spend a period of time phoning each other but missing the other's call every time.
We played telephone ping pong for two days until we finally managed to speak to each other.
by FireflyScotland October 2, 2017
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Constrained on a long haul economy flight ,
and forced to endure a non-descript table
tennis match , or some other equally dire
tripe , on the plane,s,overhead DVD screens , as a form of so called
" entertainment "
Whats this fucking crap their showing now !

- ping pong merrily on high ??? .
by E - FUMBLER January 9, 2009
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ming mong ping pong

An excruciatingly prolongued exchange of not very witty repartee exchanged by the cerebrally challenged masquerading as a debate on internet forums.
"Loud pipes save lives"
"No they don't, daylight riding lights do"
"No they don't, they encourage risk taking"
"I don't take extra risks"
"You don't know how to ride"
"You kiss my ass"
"Don't talk to my mate like that"
Repeat for 26 pages of ming mong ping pong
by TRCTomcat November 3, 2009
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arabian ping pong slap

when a mans testicle are slaped hard with a ping pong bat from behind by a arab
last night i had a hot and sweaty arabian ping pong slap
by alex kelsey January 23, 2008
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Ding-dong ping-pong

A game of precise ping pong where you use your dick as a paddle
At that party last night Jordan and I played ding-dong ping-pong.
by BlackKnight27 September 24, 2018
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