professional booger picker

A profession listed on job applications to avoid getting the job to continue collecting unemployment.

During a job interview, walk in with a plate of boogers. When the interviewer asks about the plate, tell them "I used to wipe them on my pants, but that's just gross." I'm a professional booger picker.

by ferrdog April 11, 2008

Tazmanian Fig Picker

A person of middle eastern descent. ie. inner city cabbie

"God damn tazmanian fig picker, could have at least dropped me off in the neighborhood"

by Lazy cabbies not appreciated March 12, 2008

Oklahoma Blackberry Picker

My secret occupation or side hustle. I make $2 a gallon picking Blackberries on the plantation.
I named My guitar the Blackberry.

No corporate lawyer will ever be slicker than my father's only begotten Oklahoma Blackberry Picker.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Swedish berry picker

The act of wiping your asshole with your ballsack,When toilet paper is not readily available.

Zack went into the gas station bathroom,to discover he had to perform a Swedish berry picker.

by Maddy p the cheesy October 6, 2011

Jerry Picker

A 2 ton mexican hoist used to assist your overweight beaner in the formal act of performing a keg stand.

Also used to hoist mexicans back to their motherland aka Arizona.

Juan's hefty mom is on her way, grab the Jerry Picker to hoist her fat ass up for a keg stand.

by Brian Mahaffey December 12, 2010

Dicker Picker

when one of your friends is sitting or laying down and you quickly pick your friends dick like a claw game, the claw being your hand and the stuffed animal being your friends penis.

while doing this you must exclaim "DICKER PICKER!" while picking the dick

Friend 1-*laying on couch*

Friend 2-*unexpectedly comes over* "DICKER PICKER!"

Friend 1-"YOU BASTARD!"

by shablazum October 13, 2011

cotton picker

a girl that has lost the string on the end of her tampon.

When Jill saw Jane come out of the bathroom stall with bloody fingers Jill called Jane a "cotton picker"

by J. A. Williams August 25, 2006